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Get Your Self-Assessments Filed On Time Without Any Penalties
Well, the 5 th April 2024 seems a long time ago now, I do hope you all managed to get your self-assessments filed on time without any penalties. Know, for the year ended 5th April 2026 let me help you get your Self-Assessment filed in plenty of time, and remember filing it early does not mean you will be paying tax any earlier, but does help you plan for the known liability on 31 st January 2026.
Some excuses for late filing that will not wear with HMRC:
1. “My tax return was on my yacht…which caught fire.”
2. “I couldn’t complete my tax return, because my husband left me and took our accountant with him. I am currently trying to find a new accountant.”
3. “I had a cold which took a long time to go.”
4. “A wasp in my car caused me to have an accident and my tax return, which was inside, was destroyed.”
5. “I had an argument with my wife and went to Italy for 5 years.”
6. “I’ve been cruising round the world in my yacht, and only picking up post when I’m on dry land.”
7. “My mother-in-law is a witch and put a curse on me.”
8. “My laptop broke, so did my washing machine.”
9. “I was just too busy – my first maid left, my second maid stole from me, and my third maid was very slow to learn.”
10. “I’m too short to reach the post box.”
11. “One junior member of staff registered our client in Self-Assessment by mistake because they were not wearing their glasses.”
12. “My boiler had broken, and my fingers were too cold to type.”
13. “I couldn’t file my return on time as my wife has been seeing aliens and won’t let me enter the house.
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